February 2012
If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug)
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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sometimes i laugh at my tags
because they’re just like
‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’
shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’
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Let the meat cake!
shitmystudentswrite:
Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.
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anyone lived in a pretty ballsy town
shitmystudentswrite:
You need to have the guts to have balls to have the brains to think about doing something as revolutionary as writing without punctuations the way eecumins did. He was a man alright.
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One day we were in the make-up trailer and someone was brushing out Benedict’s...
– Lara Pulver (via melloves)
THAT’S HOW BENEDICT’S MIND WORKS.
(via cumberbatched94)
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No.
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (mamaatheist)
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU GUYS!
-elitecrazybitch:
glitteringworlds:
lizzledpink:
glitteringworlds:
lizzledpink:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have a soul
and can’t have sex with you :c
I’m bloody awesome
The Slayer is hot
While you were out brooding
We had sex a lot
You’re both very sweet
that’s no lie, no charade
but stop fighting now
or you both won’t get laid!
Vampyrs are deadly
And...
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